Dungeon Mistress Bribes Ineffective Funny DnD T-shirt
Dungeon Mistress Bribes Ineffective Funny DnD T-shirt
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The unyielding authority has arrived! 💪 Our Dungeon Mistress* (*Bribes Ineffective) t-shirt is for the DM whose rulings are as final as a natural 1 on a death save.
This tee proudly proclaims that while you might be charming, your commitment to fair play and narrative integrity cannot be bought. Players can roll for persuasion all they want—some fails are simply destined by the dice gods.
Perfect for the Dungeon Mistress who:
- Has a poker face that would make ancient sphinxes jealous
- Follows the dice where they lead, consequences be damned
- Takes secret delight in watching players squirm
- Maintains order with an iron dice tower and unwavering resolve
Your table, your rules. After all, respect isn't given—it's earned through consistent, incorruptible leadership. Or fear. 🤷🏻♀️
High-Quality Loot
High-Quality Loot
🛡️ Soft & Breathable: 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors, with comfy blends for heather options.
⚔️ Lightweight & Versatile: Perfect for layering or wearing solo, all year round.
🐲 Classic Fit: Unisex fit in a wide range of sizes.
🏹 Tear-Away Label: No distractions from your epic quests.
🪄 Ethically Sourced & Sustainable: Made with US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality.
Ships in 5 to 7 Days
Ships in 5 to 7 Days
We make your clothing to order, so please allow some extra time for manufacturing and posting. We typically expect to get your items to you in 5 to 7 business days, but please allow up to 12 for delivery.
Returns are Free and Easy
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