Dungeon Mistress Bribes Accepted Funny DnD T-shirt
Dungeon Mistress Bribes Accepted Funny DnD T-shirt
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All hail the benevolent ruler of the table! 👑 Our Dungeon Mistress* (*Bribes Accepted) t-shirt is for the GM who knows her worth and isn't afraid to be persuaded... for the right price!
This playfully devious design winks at the time-honored tradition of players attempting to sway their GM's decisions through strategic offerings. Because let's be honest – who couldn't be just a little more merciful after receiving a box of premium dice or their favorite snack?
Perfect for the Dungeon Mistress with:
- A mysterious tendency to reduce difficulty checks when chocolate appears
- A dragon that somehow becomes "distracted" when pizza is delivered
- An uncanny ability to find extra treasure after receiving compliments
- A flexible interpretation of the rules that favors the generous
Embrace your power and your price. After all, a well-appreciated Mistress is a generous Mistress... sometimes.
High-Quality Loot
High-Quality Loot
🛡️ Soft & Breathable: 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors, with comfy blends for heather options.
⚔️ Lightweight & Versatile: Perfect for layering or wearing solo, all year round.
🐲 Classic Fit: Unisex fit in a wide range of sizes.
🏹 Tear-Away Label: No distractions from your epic quests.
🪄 Ethically Sourced & Sustainable: Made with US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality.
Ships in 5 to 7 Days
Ships in 5 to 7 Days
We make your clothing to order, so please allow some extra time for manufacturing and posting. We typically expect to get your items to you in 5 to 7 business days, but please allow up to 12 for delivery.
Returns are Free and Easy
Returns are Free and Easy
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30-day Guarantee
30-day Guarantee
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