Dungeon Matriarch Bribes Ineffective Funny DnD T-shirt
Dungeon Matriarch Bribes Ineffective Funny DnD T-shirt
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Behold the incorruptible ruler of realms! 👑 Our Dungeon Matriarch* (*Bribes Ineffective) t-shirt is for the DM whose integrity cannot be swayed by mortal offerings! Players can bring all the snacks, compliments, and puppy-dog eyes they want – your plans remain gloriously intact.
Perfect for the Dungeon Matriarch who:
- Has a poker face that would make ancient sphinxes jealous
- Follows the dice where they lead, consequences be damned
- Takes secret delight in watching players squirm
- Maintains order with an iron dice tower and unwavering resolve
An ideal gift for the principled DM in your life, or treat yourself!
Remember, ladies, your campaign integrity is worth more than all the chocolate bribes in the realm. After all, a feared Matriarch is a respected Matriarch... always.
High-Quality Loot
High-Quality Loot
🛡️ Soft & Breathable: 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors, with comfy blends for heather options.
⚔️ Lightweight & Versatile: Perfect for layering or wearing solo, all year round.
🐲 Classic Fit: Unisex fit in a wide range of sizes.
🏹 Tear-Away Label: No distractions from your epic quests.
🪄 Ethically Sourced & Sustainable: Made with US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality.
Ships in 5 to 7 Days
Ships in 5 to 7 Days
We make your clothing to order, so please allow some extra time for manufacturing and posting. We typically expect to get your items to you in 5 to 7 business days, but please allow up to 12 for delivery.
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