Dungeon Matriarch Bribes Accepted Funny DnD T-shirt
Dungeon Matriarch Bribes Accepted Funny DnD T-shirt
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely... and it's never been more stylish! 👑 Let's face it, a little bribery often goes a long way! This delightfully devious design is perfect for the DM who knows that while players can certainly attempt to roll for persuasion, a well-timed offering of chocolate or coffee might just improve their odds against that ancient dragon.
An ideal gift for the wonderful yet slightly corruptible DM in your life, or treat yourself.
And ladies, never apologize for accepting tribute from your loyal subjects. After all, a happy Matriarch is a merciful Matriarch... usually.
High-Quality Loot
High-Quality Loot
🛡️ Soft & Breathable: 100% ringspun cotton for solid colors, with comfy blends for heather options.
⚔️ Lightweight & Versatile: Perfect for layering or wearing solo, all year round.
🐲 Classic Fit: Unisex fit in a wide range of sizes.
🏹 Tear-Away Label: No distractions from your epic quests.
🪄 Ethically Sourced & Sustainable: Made with US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality.
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